The label says what?

As an astute 8-year-old recently pointed out to me, our soap container warns us: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

Thank you, no, I will certainly keep the hand soap within reach of my kids, along with plenty of warm, running water and a towel.

This is soap. Kids need to use it, and they do use it. Regularly.

I do think the Target brand might want to make a more specific label next time, such as “keep out of mouths and eyes and ears and noses of children, but make sure that they do clean up, filthy little urchins that they are.”


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